How About These Lunatics That Got Married On A Makeshift Spider Web Way Up In The Air?

WHY GOD WHY

The most amazing wedding in the world? Nope. Not even close. Just because it’s risky doesn’t make it amazing. That’s just dumb. No one thinks that’s cool except for probably the bride. The bride had to be so jacked up about the spider web idea because it is different but at the same time very very dumb. It’s not going to have the affect on people she thinks. Anyone who looks at the pictures and videos from that wedding are gonna think it’s dumb, too, so there was really no point to risk everyone’s life. Weddings are easy. Open bar and good food. Everything else is unnecessary.

Imagine being one of the people in the wedding? I like my friends but I don’t like any of them nearly enough to risk my life for them for a stupid wedding They had to be like, “This is just dumb. I’m gonna be so pissed if I die a horrible death at this wedding because Karen wanted to be different.” I don’t totally mean this but I sorta wish the spiderweb would’ve snapped and they all had perished just so there’d never be another wedding like it ever again. To be honest, if the person you’re about to marry, bride or groom, comes up with this idea, you break it off. Break it off and walk away. That’s the only move.